Lyrics to "Grandma's a Drug Smuggler"
Order in the court, Mam Oh say can you see? Grandma's a drug smuggler Oh say can you see? Grandma's a drug smuggler Oh say can you see? Grandma's a drug smuggler Oh say can you see? Grandma's a drug smuggler Grandma's heart's on the fritz it's a quarter to eight She needs her prescription and she'll be straight Her bingo championship is at two And she's all out of pills, what's she gonna do She's got the solution, she picks up the phone Calls her friend Martha and asks for a loan But Martha's caught up in the same situation She ain't got the dough to buy her own medication Oh oh Oh say can you see? Grandma's a drug smuggler Oh say can you see? Grandma's a drug smuggler Oh say can you see? Grandma's a drug smuggler Oh say can you see? Grandma's a drug smuggler All right, let's see what the doc will say Cause there might just be a better way Hey doc, my heart's beatin' funny I ain't got my pills and I ain't got no money And drug prices are risin' up steadily And drug companies are robbin' us elderly Tell me, is there a different route For a person like me who ain't got the loot? I know a place where you can get the same order For half the price but it's north of the border Hey Martha, I seen the light To Canada we go where the price is right Crossin' the border to get our medication I'm too old to risk incarceration But if smugglin' is what we got to do I wanna live so I'm ridin' wich ya Oh say can you see? Grandma's a drug smuggler Oh say can you see? Grandma's a drug smuggler Oh say can you see? Grandma's a drug smuggler Oh say can you see? Grandma's a drug smuggler Round up the posse and let's head up Cause I'm tired as beep, sick and fed up I've lived an honest life, I never done no crime But now my life's on the line so it's time They sat down and mapped out a plan And headed up north in a small caravan The drive was beautiful which made it more worth it We're here, they yelled, the plan went perfect The doc was right, it's the same medication That we can't afford in our own home nation Our government cater to the drug companies While old people die of a treatable disease Everybody stocked up? We can go Pull over, I need to search your vehicle A thousand miles we travel Now we gotta face Uncle Sam with a big fat gavel Oh say can you see? Grandma's a drug smuggler Oh say can you see? Grandma's a drug smuggler Oh say can you see? Grandma's a drug smuggler Oh say can you see? Grandma's a drug smuggler I ain't no god damn drug smuggla' I ain't no god damn drug smuggla' I just need an affordable drug I can rap too, I ain't no thug I just need an affordable drug I simply ain't no thug We ain't no damn thug I just need my heart medication And I ain't got no two-three hundred dollars Uh hum, Uh hum I'm sleepy Turn the music off, I wanna go to sleep